BIGGEST VIDEO GAME RELEASE ON NOVEMBER 19th IS UP FOR PRE-PURCHASE Coming to you from the deeply unwell minds at doinksoft (Gato Roboto, Gunbrella, Demon Throttle, and Dark Scrolls), the much-anticipated remaster of the original remake of the hit action-platformer, Volvy’s Adventure, will hit Steam on November 19th.
Tasteful video game aficionados can preorder now on Steam with a 25% discount on the $4.99 base price, or they can buy GTA6 for $100 like some sucker. PRE-PURCHASE NOW  Any ol' video game mascot can run, jump and stomp their way through levels but Volvy and his big hand take it up a notch! Use your oversized appendage to hover, grind, burrow, and smash through every enemy, obstacle, and secret passage.  Every pixel from the original Volvy's Adventure and its previous re-releases has been meticulously redrawn, redesigned, and splashed with dazzling color by the members of the original development team that are no longer incarcerated  Enjoy redesigned minigames between each level that no longer encourage children to smoke cigarettes!
Oh, and there's some sort of story too. Basically, some warlocks released some slime, and Volvy is stopping them. Also, they kidnapped his friends. PRE-PURCHASE NOW
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